All asking for Sally - my mummy who is currently at work. I then had the phone ring for the sixth time! Anticipating another salesperson to call from the same company, I decided to switch on my microphone and pretend to be my mother:

http://www.vulomedia.com/audio/audiofiles/18364GaySalesmanCall.wav

I don't think there was anything in his script he could refer to in response to my mother's surprisingly deep voice... He just stops talking.

Haha, nice one! You kinda gave it away when you said "I have a vagina" though